"I have half a mind to recollect a moment, however fleeting, some time ago, when the temperatures (since temperature is the most obvious trait a time of year has (well, perhaps the precipitation is the most distinctive aspect of a season (it's all up in the air, really. No, really, it's literally up in the air))) were higher, and I pulled out of the driveway in my iridescent-yellow-red winnebago only to find the sultry vehicle falling downward into a massive fissure that I Hadn't Noticed Before, and then I just kept falling and falling and on the way down (if I remember correctly (which I probably don't (want to))) I could see a point of light at the bottom, and it seemed like hours had passed but it turned out that it wasn't that long at all" he said."What? What are you smoking?"
"Nothing special just this jacket."
Howard is officially banned from the community pool,
which has decided to buy its chlorine from someone else from now on.
Didn't do what it was supposed to do anyway.