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There was something really interesting that happened the other day. Why don't you sit down, stay a while?

So we're at the store, right? The grocery store. And we're just minding our own business–

Actually, maybe I should clarify some things first. You need some context to make it make sense.

First, we live in a tiny city with lots of cowboys.
Second, most of those people aren't really cowboys, they just like to pretend they're cowboys.
Third, there's only six or seven people who are actually cowboys. And one of them is nothing like a cowboy.

So anyway, the store is laid out in such a way that the batteries, DVDs, and hair care products are all within a close proximity to one another.

And this guy (who we all know and love) comes up to us. And he says the best thing we've ever heard, not really to us so much as to himself:


     "Those are NOT batteries – Those are DVDs and hair care products."


Best moment in the history of moments.

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