Second Impressions

Thank you, thank you very much.– Lots of people over the years

Let's talk about flash drives.

Flash drives are super-portable. You can take them almost anywhere that isn't submerged under large amounts of liquid.

And you can use them to hold all your valuable information.

Things You Can Store in a Flash Drive:

1. Credit Card Information
2. Dates of birth
3. Incriminating photos of yourself
4. Incriminating photos of other people
5. Incriminating photos of other people's pets
6. Schematics
7. Diabolical plans
8. Less diabolical plans
9. The entire works of Shakespeare

This list is currently incomplete. Submissions should be sent to my email address, trireeval@aug2712.x10.mx . I never get emails from people, so it would be pretty neat if you sent me one. Please, Thank you, and goodnight.

Also, no spam. Spam is bad.

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